Free X Audits
Chad reads your X account.
Chad reads your X account.
Then he tells you the truth.
Type your handle and Chad reads your last 100 posts. Free, no sign up, no card. You get a score out of 100, your eight golden hours, the gap between your most seen post and your best one, and the single thing holding you back.
- Public posts onlyNo login, no password, no access to your account.
- Original posts onlyReplies and reposts are excluded before anything is measured.
- Real view counts requiredIf X withholds impressions, the audit fails instead of guessing.
- Follower count scores zeroThe ranking rewards conversation, not audience size.
The leaderboard
Every account Chad has audited, ranked three ways. Follower count scores zero.
Best times to post on X
The strongest posting hours across every audited account, measured rather than guessed.
What Chad keeps finding
the patterns that show up audit after audit#1
Under-using repliesplaybook pattern
A good reply is worth ~27x a like, a real back-and-forth up to ~150x. 5-8 sharp replies a day beats broadcasting all day.
#2
First lines that don't hookplaybook pattern
Great ideas, buried lead. The first line has to spark curiosity or drop a number. Exactly what 馃憜 Tap it! fixes.
#3
Posting outside golden hoursplaybook pattern
People post when they finished writing, not when their audience reads. Slap Magic schedules into your 8 golden hours instead.
Want Chad on your account every day?
The free audit is a snapshot. Inside Slap Post, Chad rebuilds your plan weekly, rewrites your posts on demand, and schedules into your golden hours automatically.
The audit is free and always will be. Slap Post is $29/mo after the trial, cancel anytime.